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“Sesungguhnya AMAT dirasa BERAT oleh seOrg MUNAFIK, UTK melaksanakan SOLAT ISYA dan SOLAT SUBUH Sekiranya MEREKA TAHU akan keAGUNGan PAHALAnya, nescaya mereka mendatanginya (ke MASJID, SOLAT berJEMAAH) sekalipun dlm keadaan MERANGKAK2”

(HR Bukhari Muslim)

~*~Hadis Abu Hurairah RA:

Drpda Nabi SAW bSabda: Sesiapa yg pergi ke MASJID pada waktu PAGI atau pada waktu PETANG Allah akan menyediakan untuknya satu TEMPAT TINGGAL di SYURGA apabila dia pergi SAMADA pada waktu PAGI atau PETANG.

(HR Muslim, #1073)

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“Sesungguhnya Allah akan mgumpulkan Org2 MUNAFIK dan 0rg2 KAFIR di dlm JAHANNAM


(QS An Nisa:140).


SOLAT BERJEMAAH LEBIH TINGGI 27 DERAJAT DIBANDING SOLAT SENDIRI“

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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Apa yg Org Perempuan mahu ttg lelaki...

What I Want in a Man - have a good laugh!

My girlfriend Malina sent this to me this morning - it's come around before, but I don't remember ever not laughing out loud every time. Thought it deserved to be archived for whenever anyone needed a good laugh. I had fun adding cartoon pictures to it too. Enjoy!

What I Want In a Man, Original List
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends




What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5.. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.

 



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